Find ham, find ham

[Verse 1: Sebastian Grey]

Can someone tell me where you buy dreams? Point the right direction
Cuz if I bounce to the left, left to right, right in my sweatpants
How can I hide my erection?
Charlie Sheen is winning
And Alan never never gets shit
Ashton Kutcher's his replacement, I bet he said challenge accepted
I mean damn, who you is? how'd you get here? where you live?
Is this fiction, is this Christian, is it worth it just to listen?
Seeing pictures of this vixen's really risking on this website
That I'm clicking, I'm not hiding, I'm not kidding, I'm not lying
Have my parents left the room? These descriptions and encryptions
Have been lifted and deciphered as I grab my Oscar Meyer
What the hell this takes forever, I just wanna blow this geyser
As I''m stroking to the death, you can call me Charles Dickens
You can say I'm hard as fuck but I ain't fucking any bitches
To be specific, I'm too hard at work fuck, yeah I'm too busy
But I'm not, so fuck it, why not be so busy
I think everybody knows it, just to try it
You can't hide it, it's a 50/50 you can do it, you may like it
You may go at for hours just like a nerdy white kid
Yes I have decided, I want your booty but I'm not a butt pirate
Yes I want to do it, I'm an honorary goonie
Gone searching for One-Eyed Willie's
I get money, c'mon Mickey, I mean Micky, I meant Nicki
Minaj'ing Minnie Mouse, I see Lola fucking Bugs as Donald Ducks under Daisy's blouse
This is not anime, where's Grey's Anatomy?
Oh this is a Wednesday? Hell yes Modern Family
I want Sofia Vergera to come and tell me that I better take her to her canopy
And throw her on the bed, dismantle it
Damage it, 'bout to go ham it, add to the family
Is that such a far fetch'd fantasy? Apparently
Shit I fucking will one day pack a couple trojans
And leave my Achilles heel and bang it's my dick in a box
Now open seasame, street I'm gonna be who I 'til the death of me
So definitely, yes I got a night fury
And I'm training my dragon to spit fire with every breath you see me comin, AH!



[Verse 2]

Let's think for a moment, am I of legal age?
I just turned 18 and I have a job that pays
I've been doing this for fun, and in light of this pun
See my only perk here is that I like when I'm laid
Of course I love Alicia Keys I hope that one day we can do it
Like if she asked me if I'm ready Smokin' Aces to her music
But sense I'm from New Orleans, bought a T-shirt that is Polo
But forgot that she's not single, so I had to go on solo
Can I slow this flow down, do I have the Code Lyoko
This is such a vicious cycle, I meant a vicious circle
Three different pussies, I ain't talkin' American Idol
I mean after Simon Cowell, there's no reason to waste that hour
I can fuck you, you can fuck me shagedelic Austin Powers
Of course I wrote this on my Iphone and I sung it in the shower
They say I look just like Steve Urkel, clever like I'm Carlton
Smooth like Will Smith, I took the big three and I borrowed them
Basketball Jones, Space Jam, spit shine, Michael Jordan 23, armed out extension
There's a knocking at my door, my neighbor asked what's all the hubbub
Cause all he here's baby, baby, baby, oh just in case I skeeted on a couple of thick girls
I yelled nigga I'm coming, gimme a minute, gotta find an exit strategy
Throwing on some jeans, lost my rubber in the rubble, got my next girl in the cover
I'm bedridden, come and straddle me
Pony express, feeling her breast, ripping her dress, making a mess
Told all you niggas I'll making it baby its crazy and I think you deserve to be patient
I'm a freakaziod, shes a freak-a-leak
And the two of us together, we're freaks and geeks, nigga