La-Di-Da-Di

Hit it! Aw yeah! Yeah!
La di da di, la di da di, la di, la diYou know what, you peep this, la di da di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic, we rock the mic, right
For all a y'all, keepin' y'all in health
Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self
'Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin'
That we create, so that's our mission
So listen to what we say because this type of shit happens everydayI woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin'
Gave myself a stretch up
A mornin' yawn and went to the bathroom to wash up
Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup
I said a, Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all?"
There was a rumble dumble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "You are, you conceited bastard"Yo, that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Used 'Oil of Olay' 'cause my skin gets pale
Then I got the files for my fingernails
True to the night and on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwearFor all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
Fresh, dressed like a millions bucks
Threw on the Valley shoes and the fly green socks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my Kangol
Then I dilly dally ran through a alley
Bumped into my old girl Sally from the valley
This is a girl plays, hard to get
So I said, "What's wrong?" 'cause she looked upsetShe said, Uh, it's all because of you"
Say what? "I'm feeling sad and blue"
She said what? "You went away"
And now my life is filled with rainy days
And I love you so, how much you'll never know
'Cause you took your love away from me
Now what was I to do, she is crying over me
And she was feeling blue, I said her, "Don't cry, dry your eye"
"Here comes your mother with those two little guys"Her mean mother stepped and said to me "Hi"
Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the eye
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Some was wrong, I said, "What is going on?"
I tried to break it up, I said, "Stop it, leave her"
She said, "If I can't have you, she can't either"She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
But she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick
She said, "So we can go cruising in my OJ"
And what? "I'll give you all my love today"
What? Ricky Ricky Ricky what?
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways"Yo, MC Rick my love is here to stay"
Yo, on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up," gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me, I'm too young for you, miss
She said, "No you're not," then she starts cryin'
I says, "I'm thirty-four," she says, "Stop lying"
I said, "I am, go ask my mother
And with that wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover"To the tick tock and you don't stop
To the tick tick, you don't, hit it