Kansas City Shuffle

(radio)
Man wake up man, wake up
Damn man (fuck) where we at man?
Shit I don't know. 39th and prospects what the sign said, I think we in Kansas City, Missouri man.
Damn man, we a long way from Massachusetts
You telling me man I've been driving tha whole goddamn time!
Thanks boy, I appreciate it- ooh damn!!
Shit
Look at dat! O boy look at dat!
Yea this Kansas City
Yea damn pull ova pull ova pull ova
I gotcha, I gotcha
(honk honk window rolls down)
Shit whats up mama how you doin?
How ya'll doin'?
Shit where you headin to baby?
Shoot I'm just right up the street
Right up the street shit can we give you a ride?
Yea yea that's whatsup
Aight shit get on in but hey you gotta go around get in on this side
(good lookin, good lookin)
Alrite alrite
Look at this look at this look at this!
Look at that ass shit!
Aight baby hold up lemme get da door open real quick, hold up
Hey baby, you gotta tell us where we going to cuz' you know we're not from around here
Aight I can do dat
I'll get lost, where do I gotta go baby?
Just go right up here, make a left
So you live around here?
Hell yea, it's right up here see dat? It's right there
Aight aight aight shit, hey baby so shit what goes on 'round here at Kansas City, you know we're not from here
That true, Kansas City cool you just gotta be aware of dat Kansas City shuffle
(at the same time)
Tha Kansas City shuffle?!
Yea the Kansas City shuffle
What's that?
What the fuck is that?
Yea it's like this...
O shit!