Afterschool America

i'll never write a movie with a father character 
who speaks like an animatronic in an afterschool america. 
he says "we all put our pants on one leg at a time" 
or "goddammit, yoni. you never do anything right." 
don't wanna own another black pocket comb 
'cause that's just not me... 
why experts pick physical gold over paper in 2003. 
(don't wanna own) no more pocket combs 
'cause that's just not me... 
why the experts choose gold over paper in 2003. 

bones are bones my friend 
and you won't find flags 
in a million years 
in the fossil record